Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Love Songs

For some reason, I woke up and I've had 80-90's love songs just playing in my head. Maybe Im in the mood for some loving.....sounds mad creepy.

Five Love Songs in my mind right now:


5. Make You feel My love- Bob Dylan/ Adele


4. These Are the Times Dru Hill(Prom Song)


3. I Just Called To Say I Love You- Stevie Wonder


2. Everytime I close My Eyes- BabyFace


1. Here and Now- Luther Vandross

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Things that bother me today

Email Signatures: dont keep them so long. I dont want all these phone numbers from you. I dont care if your part of some organization. I just want to know if you can play basketball. I hate some of these quotes people put on there. Just tell me what you want.

Super Attractive Girl that Knows she is Super Attractive: Yes I like to look at you. But in ten years your gonna look like crap and your gonna still be boring. But yes I still like looking at you now.

New Chip bags: I know you give me a tear here label. But I like opening chips in a certain way. Don't tell me how to open my chips.

Lebron James: You have "Chosen One" tatted on your back and "Witness" on your calf. You had 2 pts in the 4th quarter. I witnessed that you were chosen to suck.

Happy people when you are not happy: Misery loves company and hates everyone else

Rookie Blue: I will not watch this show. ABC stop showing these promos while I am watching basketball.

Shawn Marion's Hair: UGLY

Sexting: Why are you surprised when people find it??

Texting: I am so bad at it.

Twizzlers: your freaking addictive.

Monday, June 20, 2011

Dan's Disease

I went on a trip and we started to discuss things that were wrong with us. Someone said that I love to make fun of people. They said that it was my disease. You know what. They are right.

Went to a club the other day and I struck up a conversation with a bunch of people because I was making fun of the guy dancing next to us. Nothing to harsh, I was just saying that he was white and dancing with such fervor and passion. The guy was really feeling himself while doing the Dougie.

I think I have a problem. The question is why do I make fun of people? Did I have a bad childhood, or do I not have enough confidence in myself? maybe yes to all of those things. I think I just like doing it. I have fun doing it. Even it is just fun with myself. I could be walking down the street and make a comment to myself and laugh about a guy with an ugly hat or a funny walk or just some stupid thought I have.

Im sure people make fun of me also. It just comes with the territory. You have to take as much as you can give.

Outcome: I'm probably a jerk and a hater, but at least people know where I stand.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Couple Things

Damn hair is expensive!! This black girl in my office just got some new hair. It cost 600 dollars just for the hair. 120 to put the hair in damn.

Speaking of hair, the girl in my office (she's white) just got cornrows. Not a good look girl.

A guy finally admitted shooting Tupac out side of a studio that started the whole East Coast/ West Coast thing.

I really want to go the Rock The Bells Concert.

It was raining hard last. I had to run to my car. I parked the car in the shade mad far when it was sunny earlier in the day. I ran to my car and my socks got wet. Nothing worst than wet socks. I rather get punched in the stomache than have wet socks. Your feet are all wet while your body is dry and the dampness stays. Sucks.

The Nexus 4G phone is going to come out later this year. It has me drooling.

I love stupid movies. I love quoting stupid movies with other people who love stupid movies.

I hate how they are remaking all of these old movies or TV shows that should not be remade ie Bewitched, Green Hornet, Total Recall, Predator.....

Favorite movies of the summer so far....Bridesmaids, Super 8 and then X-men. Can't wait for Captain America.

The guy in the cubicle nexts to me farts pretty loudily. He doesn't care.

Shane's Rib Shack's smoked wings are Bomb!!



Dumbfoundead- K Town's finest is a beast


My uncle's new song



HAHAHA..not smooth



New Nasty-NAS

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Desiring God

This morning, I woke up early, 650. I slept at 1:50. I am a person who is not a early riser. I wake up at 8 every morning. But this morning is a different morning. I woke up and hungered for God in the literal sense. I wasn't hungry for food or anything, but I wanted God. I desired God. My heart ached for Jesus.

I remembered that my church has a prayer meeting on Saturday mornings. So, I get into the car and drive on over there. I start driving and the emotion of just pain and sorrow come all over me. I feel a wave of God's love just covering me. Blanketing me from I guess the worries of this world.

I had a terribly bad week this week. Work has been terrible and I pretty much felt useless this week. I felt like maybe God was punishing me or abandoned me.

Prayer meeting was great. It wasn't great because the leader was awesome or there were a lot people there (3 of us). I felt God in my heart. I felt this passion and desire I haven't felt in a long time.  I felt God. At first, I wondered if I was going to die today. Is God preparing me to come home?  Maybe he is, but I feel God comforting and motivating me to live, to love as he loves. I pray that God will continue to give me this passion and this desire. I pray that I may glorify God in my words and actions.

I read this passage this morning and I think it kinda summarizes what I have been trying to say. This is how I felt:

 Psalm 92

[1]   It is good to give thanks to the LORD,
         to sing praises to your name, O Most High;
[2]   to declare your steadfast love in the morning,
         and your faithfulness by night,
[3]   to the music of the lute and the harp,
         to the melody of the lyre.
[4]   For you, O LORD, have made me glad by your work;
         at the works of your hands I sing for joy.
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Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Morning Glory

I was on my way to work and tried to pull into the turning lane. I pulled next to a biker, but did not have enough room to get into the turning lane. I had my window down. The biker had spikes on his helmet and a mean handlebar mustache. He looks at me and starts to curse me out. Asking me, what the F I was doing. I looked at him and smiled. It must have set the guy off because he just started yelling at me till his face turned red. I had to laugh. He got even angrier and cursed me out until the light turned green. I laughed at him and made my turn.

 I had to wonder what was wrong with this guy. Why are you so angry? Did your mom not hug you growing up? Are you in a crappy marriage? Don't be so angry dude. I found it funny that he was so angry. I dont know why, but I also felt that life is too short to yell at this idiot. Do you really want to start off the day angry? God is too good for us to waste our lives being angry at trivial things.

Heard a good joke today:

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do?


Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Sports Part 2

The Game 2 of Dallas v Miami that just ended is why I love sports. I know a couple days ago I was thinking about never watching again, but I am a fickle and weak person.

 So watching the game with a bunch of guys and Dallas was down by 15 points. Some people were like the game is over. I said well Dallas came back from this deficit a couple of weeks ago. They shrugged it off. Another guy comes into the house. Dallas starts making a come back. In 1 minute, the game is a 11 point game. I was still hoping that they would come back. Then boom!!! Dallas is within a couple of points. I can't sit down. They tie the game. We are yelling and high fiving. Dallas hits a three and takes the lead. Miami ties the game. We are all depressed. 24 seconds left and Dallas has the ball. We all know who is gonna take the last shot. The star of the team, Dirk Nowitzki. He takes the ball and drives and scores with his injured hand. Excitement enters the place. I am jumping like a little boy on Christmas morning.

The reasons I love sports were all in that game.

1) Drama: I love drama. I never have drama in my life so I like other peoples drama. Sounds jacked up.

2) unpredictability

3) unity: sports brings people together and lets us celebrate together.

4)excitement: I mean how many times in daily life are we excited and jumping up and down screaming.

5) hope: I think this is the biggest thing. It allows me to have hope in other people as well.

6) food: we had damn good food. Korean tacos.

7) superstitions: wearing the same underwear or clothes. Since that one guy entered the room Dallas satarted winning. Even though that guy has nothing to do with the game.

8) The moments in time where your like I remember this.

9) Clutch: the pressured filled moments in life make us heros or humps. It shows what is in our stomach and who we are.

10) telling people about or sharing with people about the game or the sport

Accidents

Last night I was shopping at a grocery store. I was just go around in the aisles and had to go number 2 in the worst way. So I dropped my basket and tried to find the nearest bathroom. I made it on time, but reminded me of a moment that I didn't. I ate some bad food and it hit me in the worst way. It felt like villages were being pillaged and the inhabitants had to run away.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Sports

I was watching basketball yesterday and was embarassed for the sport. I was embarassed for us as a nation.

I love basketball. I love love love basketball. But yesterday got me so angry. The refs call foul on everything. I don't think its the refs fault at all, because I am sure the league offices tell them to call the games like that. What has sports become? In the NFL, you cant hit the QB anymore. You get fined for everything.In baseball, a catcher Buster Posey broke his leg blocking the plate. His agent wanted the rules to change so you have no contact.  Has every sport become like soccer?

We are Americans. We are suppose to be tough. America is Clint Eastwood, the Marboro Man, Michael Jordan, Run DMC, James Dean etc. Tough MotherF***ers. Instead we have become a nation of Justin Biebers, and Zac Effrons. A bunch of sensitive bitches.

So please athletes, stop crying if you didnt get a call by the ref. Because sports is looking more and more gay by the day.

Update* A hockey player bit another player. He did not get suspended or fined. Hockey players and the NHL are still hardcore.