Crack heads

Living in the city, you deal with many different elements. A Crackhead is a special kind of element. Its something you don't love, but meh you have to deal with them. Since they are already there, you have to take the good and the bad with them.

Lets start with the bad. They will break your car window to steal the change out of your car. Good: you might be able to buy a Rolex for a hundred dollars from them. Bad: They will steal from your house. Good: You can buy someone else's stolen material cheaper than on Craigslist....Thinking about it now, it seems like the first good thing and the second is basically the same thing. Bad: they smell like piss most likely because they pissed on themselves. Good:You can get them to fight each other or is that just the Bums who do that.

My favorite experience with a crack head was at Checkers at 3 in the morning. He yells out to me. I say "What?" He tells me that he has something for sale. I am always intrigued by crack head sales. I ask him what he has. He says The Internet. I say What? He says he has the internet. He has my full attention now. I go up to him and he shows me a dial up modem from the 90's. I bust out laughing.

Favorite Crack heads in movies and shows.

Chris Rock in New Jack City

He really wants that turkey!!

Dave Chappelle as Tyrone Biggums

Fails

I am prone to Fails in my life. The other day I was in New York City and someone said watch out for the dog poop. I didnt hear them and I stepped into this juicy piece of crap. People were laughing at me and I started to laugh with them.

I remember I was in highschool and I was going down this big hill from the bus stop. The bus stop was a couple blocks away from school. I was talking to this friend of mine and we started to cross the street. I think I fell over my own feet or tripped across his. I was laying in the middle of the street. I look at one side and then the other. It seems to me that the cars are coming faster. I think that they see a fat asian kid in the street and someone wants to hit me. So my body instictly just started rolling. It felt a ages before I got to the other side and was in the clear. I started to look around and I just see people laughing at me. It felt like the whole school was laughing at me. I brushed myself off and started laughing as well.

We fail. Plain and simple, we fail. We fail from the beginning of our lives. It takes a couple of times to get out of our mother's womb. I don't think babies make it out there in one shot. Isn't that the best part of life. Failing and then learning and laughing. Laughing at your self is probably the best medicine. I fail all the time. I laugh at myself all the time. Life shouldn't be so serious all the time. So go ahead and fail. Laugh at your failures, but take pride in your success and it is so sweet.

ME Stepping in DOG CRAP!! FAIL!!

Trip to NY

So a friend of mine thought that I would have blogged about my trip to New York by now. Reluctantly, I am doing so. No, I really do want to.

I think on every road trip you learn little things about yourself. Ive learned quite a few things about myself. I think that learning the deficiencies in your character is a great thing in life. Its like sports, when you know you need to work on something. You work hard to improve your game. You cant be the same person when there is glaring weakness in your character.

 I learned that I can be a decisive person. I think in my head it translates to an impatient person, who doesn't want to compromise with anyone and just wants to get his own way. Although, I don't think the person who was calling me that meant it that way. Hopefully... I know that being decisive is good sometimes. Also, it can make a person look like a dick.

I also learned that I can be a person who contradicts people. Example, there was a car that kind of cut us off or we cut them off and she said"oh that car was close". I said, "No, not really that close." I also realize that those comments make me look like a dick or sound like one. Im not even sure why i do it because in the grand scheme of things its not a big deal at all.

Don't get me wrong. I think these things are good at times. Key words are "at times".

Its funny how these trips can either split people  or ensure their bond with each other. It definitely did the latter for us. We ate, and ate, drank and just shared life. We had our fail moments, met with friends, seen somethings that we haven't before(sparkly pants) and things that reminded me of the past. All of those things make a good road trip.

Videos some of my trip mates need to see






Just the first ten seconds of Takers clips


Classic, Swat



This is for my friend who has a bad back. Doctor said i need a backiotomy!!!

Few of my favorite Things

Sitting in my house, I was just wondering what my favorite things were. Also the song kinda came in mind also.

Favorite Ice cream= Breyers Strawberry Ice Cream; I love that it is creamy and it has the chunks of strawberry. I remember as a child, my mom would buy it at the grocery only for special occasions.

Favorite most recent read biography: Pistol

Favorite Movie of all time: Pulp Fiction

Celebrity I would Like to get a beer with: George Clooney(mostly because of spill over)

Favorite Ninja Turtle: Michaelangelo

Favorite Athlete of all Time: Randall Cunnigham

Favorite Cheesesteak: John's Roast Pork

Favorite Cake: the korean cake with fruits on top of it

Favorite Wu-tang member- Ghostface Killa

Body Pillow

So the other day, I bought a body pillow. Man, I have missed the support and embrace of that wonderful device. Put it in between your legs and arms; it will give you the support my body has longed for in a couple of years. I remember the first time I had a body pillow.....

I heard some guy in Korea married his body pillow. What the hell is wrong with people. I just shared my love for body pillows, but I would never go that far....or maybe

Random

Koreans are weird!

Wolverine cant catch a break

Girl is off the hook.


Girl is off the Escalator.