Saturday, November 14, 2015

I love you

" I love You"




Its a phrase said in my house a lot. My mom says it to me, my grandmom says it to me and I say it to them. I know in many Korean households, this phrase is never uttered. I guess its suppose to be understood. I think sometimes it is said too much in my family. I say it to cousins, distant relatives and friends. I even say it to my Dad and were not that close. I especially like to say it on the phone to end conversations.




I talk on the phone a lot for work. At times after the conversation is done with a client, I have the urge of saying "I love you" to them, especially after I talk to a family member.



One time after I finished a conversation with my mom, a client called for a quick question. I was about to hang up and the phrase comes out. I hang up quickly. It was like I saw every letter come out in slow motion. I was frantically trying to pick up each letter and put it back in my mouth.


I knew I couldn't end the conversation that way. I call the lady. She seemed very confused. I explained and all I heard was laughter. I couldn't help but laugh as well.




This ended up not being the only time.......



Monday, January 12, 2015

Things I learned from the weekend

Taste and see that the Lord is good.

Kevin Spacey and Michael Keaton true OGs

Jennifer Lopez has some nice Golden Globes Jeremy Renner gets mad credit for saying what everyone was thinking.

I love Tina Fey. I would definitely marry her. She like my ideal woman. Smart, funny, beautiful, Eagles fan.....

You can''t find your true self unless you find it in God first

You will not understand freedom until you have freedom. Not until you have freedom will you find your true purpose.

Life of Walter Mitty can have a freeing affect on people

I want to try Chinese food in Italy. They give you fried ice cream instead of a fortune cookie.

Poland has good ice cream.

Korean bakeries are not as good as they were in the past.

Macon is considered Metro Atlanta






Things I learned from the weekend 12/29

This was stuff I learned from 2 weekends ago so the last weekend of 2014

Things I learned this weekend and part of last week

Never name your daughter Chastity. Sure you want her to be chase, but she’ll probably be a slut.

Never take a picture of you looking like your eating and island or anything phallic. Always looks like youre with a penis.

Never go drinking with a guy who says broski. You are bound to get white boy wasted.

Take uber when your drunk. Expect to get in a fight with the driver if your friend throws up in the car.

I hate Aaron Rodgers. He just so damn good.

Never trust Josh Smith, he sucks.

Never trust a guy named Kermit.

I’m too old to be drinking 151.

Puerto Ricans always have a Puerto Rican flag on them or close by.

Sometimes there is your favorite waitress at a restaurant. Always ask for her. Make sure you never get nubbin fries at Leon’s Full Service.

You know how there are flaky people in the world. Make sure you never invite them to stuff. Maybe they’ll change. Maybe they won’t but at least they won’t f’ up your plans.

Industry rule  People are SHADY!!!!!

It’s a wonderful life is soooooo GOOD. I can always watch that movie.

If a girl has a nose ring, I think I’m too old for her.

Cast Iron pans….always good

I think I like yoga pants on all women. I’ve seen big small medium all kinds of women in them. Can’t say I ever was like nah I don’t like that.

This guy used customer information at the bank to get her number. After he texted her, he realized it was a bad idea. Guys are stupid.\

Lumber sexual……

Girls have interesting jewelery necklaces. Like those big things with like teal stones. Looks cool. Like their royalty for a long long time ago. When things were simpler.

Gluten free just showed up like 3 yuears ago and about 35% of people think they have a gluten allergy.