Thursday, January 10, 2013

What Grown Men Shouldn't do

Here is a list of what Grown Ass Men shouldn't do

Don't ever take a self picture or Koreans call it selfca and post it on Facebook, unless you got something new you have to show off like a new rolex or expensive ass car. Especially the half naked picture of you in the bathroom.

Never wear Jean Shorts or Jorts, unless your Black. Most black people can pull off anything. Maybe its the whole slavery issue. But some rules don't apply to them.

Never be disrespectful to people. You never know when its gonna bite you back.

Never undertip.

Don't speak like a teenager. Especially if your not a slang person.

Don't say YOLO.

Dont wear those stupid shirts. You know the ones that say im with stupid or something like that.

Don't sag your pants. C'mon Man.

Don't Wear white socks with black shoes.

Stop Wearing Jerseys and you're not watching a game or going to the game.

If your older than 33, stop going to the clubs and stop trying to pick up girls who are a decade younger than you. You know youre that old creepy guy at the club right? You know the guy you made fun of when you were 23. Yeah thats you now. Don't be a douche. Go somewhere else. Pick up women at barnes and nobles.

Dont whisper in another guys ear. Its weird.

You shouldn't be fighting. If someone picks a fight with you or there is some injustice, go ahead and fight. But when I was younger, I would just fight with people because my friend got ice grilled by someone. Those are not good reasons to fight.

Don't Cry in front of other men about a woman. Dont do it. People will never look at you the same. You better be drunk. Or if they are dead. You can cry everytime then.



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