Friday, January 11, 2013

What Grown men should do

What a grown ass man should do:

Show people why it is in there best interest to do the right thing.

Appreciate beauty and life. Encourage people if you see something good in other people.

Drink Whiskey. Its good for you.

Have at least one suit.

When someone buys you a shot, you have to buy one back. Its just how it is. Lets not be cheap asses.

Always buy dinner on the first date. This guy told me he went dutch with a girl. I slapped him.

Open the door for a woman. Just do it.

Give your seat to a pregnant woman. Although I heard of someone was thinking this woman was pregnant, but she was just fat.

Don't order a salad on the first date. What are you ???

Always eat pizza with your hands. I dont care if your hands get messy. Its called a sink, use it.

Eat ribs with your hands too.

Make decisions with out influence from your parents or friends.

Be Bold. Take Risks. Don't be a Pu$$y.

Stand up for yourself. We are grown ass men. You are not a child anymore.

Get punched in the face at least once in your life.

Punch someone in the face at least once in your life.

Have a car. Unless you live in NY, Korea or someplace where public transportation is awesome. Don't be that guy asking for rides.

Build or repair something with your hands.

Dont ask a woman out by text. Definitely not by Facebook.

Know your weaknesses and look to improve on them.




2 comments:

  1. "Have at least one suit." fitted. it ain't the 90s where you should wear a colorful suit too big for you.

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    1. For real...BTW I probably need a new suit. Also keeping adding to the list.

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