My coworkers are interesting. We are a good team. We genuinely care about each other. We try to help each other. Although whenever you are around people that long and that often little things bother you about them. My coworkers are messy and unorganized. Im not the most organized or clean person in the world but some of these ladies put me to shame. But all in all my coworkers are hilarious and its because we are so different. We love to mess around with each other and many times you'll hear us just being loud and joking with each other. We always say something is racist and pretty much say anything.
I always have to start with my boss because she sets the tone. She's a tall light skinned black lady who has very pretty features. She is not bad looking but she thinks shes the shit. Shes cool and as she likes to always point out (shes down to earth), very nice and sweet person, but is fake many times. Shes constantly making fun of people, cursing, making jokes and dancing. i always make fun of her and she just goes "Shut up Dan". Then she looks at me with her huge eyes trying to stare me down. She knows that it never affects me because too many women have looked at me like that over the years to affect me. I have like a bullet proof vest to those glazes. I usually just smile it off.
Second coworker is this black woman (pretty Girl with a pretty face and a big butt. There was this guy who just almost fell over when he was looking at her booty.) who always has some drama in her life. She is a woman who has boyfriend, mother , baby daddy, and etc drama. But I've got to say that she is so funny. She will crack jokes, dance, sing and etc. Yesterday she was talking about how she was having to run to the bathroom. She seems to sabotage herself many ways with the men she has or the job opportunities.
The tellers are two white guys. The first guy is super anal. Hates it when someone touches his pens. He loves anime, pokemon and nintendo. One of my former coworkers thought he was gay but hes just a nerd. He likes to work out and hes very lean. He'll talk to someone about video games for hours. I argue with him about sports all the time. Hes very stubborn and hard headed, but hes funny too. He throws shots at people.
The other teller we call the senator. Looks like an average SEC white guy. He dressed in his khakis and has the side part or qualf. He's into younger girls and that has gotten him into trouble. Like a bullshitter, he tells me hes not looking for a relationship but the last girl he was with he got attached to her. He's very bro. He goes, "hey broski, you doneski soon?" Then makes up words. So we make fun of him and he seems to roll with it. He goes bro-did-illi-de-de. We call him white CT. He's not the best worker. He messes up all the time or sometimes comes in a little drunk. He pretty much a headache sometimes.
My coworkers, like anyone you hang out with for long periods of time, have been shaping me a little. You see some of the things I listed about my coworkers and I know that I have some of the same traits. I see all the flaws in them, but you cant help but love them. Its weird that you coworkers become your family. Sometimes you have that brother or sister that annoys you or the embarrassing uncle, but you love them all the same. I guess coworkers are like that for small parts of your life. Good thing about coworkers you can leave them anytime.
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