RiRa

RiRa in Irish means fighting spirit or thats what I have been told. Rira is also a bar/ restaurant. A couple of my friends say it in a chinese/asian accent sounds more fun. Yeah were kinda stupid. The point is we were there the other day and discussed a couple of interesting topics. 

Whats the Craic!!- Its a term oh saying hello. Hows life going. A greeting. I was excited to here the phrase adn kept saying it to people.

The "Break"- So its the separtion between the butt and thigh. Asian women don't really have the break. Black people love the break, but they also love asian women. Kinda weird. Got to say. I love the break.

Bottom Boob. So at Rira they had a costume contest. They called it Redneck Hoedown. My friend was wearing a shirt that had cut off sleeves. He was talking to these two girls. He said he was revealing "side boob". He was talking to some girl and said that she was revealing a lot of "top boob" normal cleavage. After a while I started talking to her, she mentioned the "top boob". I told her that I have a lot of reverence towards the "top boob", but I love the "bottom boob". Now you might ask why??? Well, "bottom boob" is always pretty much hidden. So when it does come out. Its like a awesome surprise. Like getting a present when its not your birthday. "Bottom Boob" is so rare that makes it all the more precious. Spotting "bottom boob" is like seeing a shooting star. You can't help but be mezmerized by it.

Ok so this post was pretty stupid. I will load pictures for examples, when I am not at work.

What I've learned 26

So it was my birthday last week. I've stated in the past that life is wasted if you don't learn anything. Ive learned little things. I learned how to make risotto. I learned some words. Ive learned some things about the world. The two things that stick out to me the most:

Expectations- I would get mad at people if they did not fulfill my expectations. It is kinda weird if you think about it. Sometimes I think that people should know the social norms. Thinking about that today, I shouldn't really get mad at those things. We all come from different backgrounds. It is pretty unreasonable for me to think that one person should act a way I think they should act. Thats a ME problem for sure. I should just take people as they.

Nothing is impossible with God: I always knew this thing. I always thought about this. I don't think I really believed it though. Through out this year God has been proving that to me over and over again. Ill give you an example. My grandmother has been suffering from a bladder problem for at least six years. She had cancer in her utereus years ago. In Korea, I dont think they had the best cancer treatment back in the day. So basically she would have her bladder not empty out fully. She had to put a catherter in all the time. Carry it like a hand bag. Someone prayed ove her and she was healed. Ive never seen something like this. You hear of these kind of things but you never really see these things. She has been healed for about 2 months now. Amazing

Hopefully I will learn much more and be molded into a better person in my 27th year.

Things to do

Well, Im about to get a year older. I kind of question if I got wiser at all. I wonder if I have acheived anything. So time to make a new list of things to do. Side note: What is it with Guys and Lists? I love lists. just give a top ten list of anything and I would probably want to see what it is.

Salsa- Yes Salsa! Does it sound gay? Maybe? But I would like to be able to dance. Plus I got a free Salsa app from the amazon App Store. Maybe it will help with my golf and baseball game. I will have more flexible hips and faster feet. I might also get to meet some hot women. Latinas.....

DJing- I always wanted to DJ. Even at my Catholic School 6th grade dances, I always thought the DJ was awesome. Be able to control the mood of the people. I  love music. Im not real creative or talented enough to create music, but maybe I can blended and move the crowd. My goal is to do someones wedding this year. Get everyone crunkin and bumpin. I would love to just blended old school songs with new beats and vica versa.


Guitar- everyone should know an instrument. I learned piano, but sucked. I only learned like the basic basics. I think I can learn a bunch of praise songs.

Tunisia- I have decided to go to Tunisia for missions. I've never gone to missions. I think short term missions can help me and I can help others. My uncle is going to live there for about 2 years. he asked me and I said yeah sure. Lets do it. Pretty excited. 2012 is the year of tunisia. They just had a coup, so I think God is preparing the place for change.

Dos Equis

I was driving in the morning and I heard the Dos Equis commercial. I always love those says. My favorites:

Every time he goes for a swim. Dolphins appear.
He once had an akward moment, just to see how it feels
He’s a lover… Not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so Don’t get any ideas.
He divorced twice as many time as he has been married. and the judge gave him everything in each case
the phrase, making love was coined by the first woman lucky enough to sleep with him.
he is fashionably late even when he arrives an hour early
He once thought he was wrong, but he wasn't.
When he says its not you its me. It is really you.
 
I am trying to think of some saying that I can come up with on my own.....
 
Santa leaves him cookies during Christmas time.
He kills two birds with one stone
.....

I think those two were horrible. I will think of more.

Love Songs

For some reason, I woke up and I've had 80-90's love songs just playing in my head. Maybe Im in the mood for some loving.....sounds mad creepy.

Five Love Songs in my mind right now:


5. Make You feel My love- Bob Dylan/ Adele


4. These Are the Times Dru Hill(Prom Song)


3. I Just Called To Say I Love You- Stevie Wonder


2. Everytime I close My Eyes- BabyFace


1. Here and Now- Luther Vandross

Things that bother me today

Email Signatures: dont keep them so long. I dont want all these phone numbers from you. I dont care if your part of some organization. I just want to know if you can play basketball. I hate some of these quotes people put on there. Just tell me what you want.

Super Attractive Girl that Knows she is Super Attractive: Yes I like to look at you. But in ten years your gonna look like crap and your gonna still be boring. But yes I still like looking at you now.

New Chip bags: I know you give me a tear here label. But I like opening chips in a certain way. Don't tell me how to open my chips.

Lebron James: You have "Chosen One" tatted on your back and "Witness" on your calf. You had 2 pts in the 4th quarter. I witnessed that you were chosen to suck.

Happy people when you are not happy: Misery loves company and hates everyone else

Rookie Blue: I will not watch this show. ABC stop showing these promos while I am watching basketball.

Shawn Marion's Hair: UGLY

Sexting: Why are you surprised when people find it??

Texting: I am so bad at it.

Twizzlers: your freaking addictive.

Dan's Disease

I went on a trip and we started to discuss things that were wrong with us. Someone said that I love to make fun of people. They said that it was my disease. You know what. They are right.

Went to a club the other day and I struck up a conversation with a bunch of people because I was making fun of the guy dancing next to us. Nothing to harsh, I was just saying that he was white and dancing with such fervor and passion. The guy was really feeling himself while doing the Dougie.

I think I have a problem. The question is why do I make fun of people? Did I have a bad childhood, or do I not have enough confidence in myself? maybe yes to all of those things. I think I just like doing it. I have fun doing it. Even it is just fun with myself. I could be walking down the street and make a comment to myself and laugh about a guy with an ugly hat or a funny walk or just some stupid thought I have.

Im sure people make fun of me also. It just comes with the territory. You have to take as much as you can give.

Outcome: I'm probably a jerk and a hater, but at least people know where I stand.

Couple Things

Damn hair is expensive!! This black girl in my office just got some new hair. It cost 600 dollars just for the hair. 120 to put the hair in damn.

Speaking of hair, the girl in my office (she's white) just got cornrows. Not a good look girl.

A guy finally admitted shooting Tupac out side of a studio that started the whole East Coast/ West Coast thing.

I really want to go the Rock The Bells Concert.

It was raining hard last. I had to run to my car. I parked the car in the shade mad far when it was sunny earlier in the day. I ran to my car and my socks got wet. Nothing worst than wet socks. I rather get punched in the stomache than have wet socks. Your feet are all wet while your body is dry and the dampness stays. Sucks.

The Nexus 4G phone is going to come out later this year. It has me drooling.

I love stupid movies. I love quoting stupid movies with other people who love stupid movies.

I hate how they are remaking all of these old movies or TV shows that should not be remade ie Bewitched, Green Hornet, Total Recall, Predator.....

Favorite movies of the summer so far....Bridesmaids, Super 8 and then X-men. Can't wait for Captain America.

The guy in the cubicle nexts to me farts pretty loudily. He doesn't care.

Shane's Rib Shack's smoked wings are Bomb!!



Dumbfoundead- K Town's finest is a beast


My uncle's new song



HAHAHA..not smooth



New Nasty-NAS

Desiring God

This morning, I woke up early, 650. I slept at 1:50. I am a person who is not a early riser. I wake up at 8 every morning. But this morning is a different morning. I woke up and hungered for God in the literal sense. I wasn't hungry for food or anything, but I wanted God. I desired God. My heart ached for Jesus.

I remembered that my church has a prayer meeting on Saturday mornings. So, I get into the car and drive on over there. I start driving and the emotion of just pain and sorrow come all over me. I feel a wave of God's love just covering me. Blanketing me from I guess the worries of this world.

I had a terribly bad week this week. Work has been terrible and I pretty much felt useless this week. I felt like maybe God was punishing me or abandoned me.

Prayer meeting was great. It wasn't great because the leader was awesome or there were a lot people there (3 of us). I felt God in my heart. I felt this passion and desire I haven't felt in a long time.  I felt God. At first, I wondered if I was going to die today. Is God preparing me to come home?  Maybe he is, but I feel God comforting and motivating me to live, to love as he loves. I pray that God will continue to give me this passion and this desire. I pray that I may glorify God in my words and actions.

I read this passage this morning and I think it kinda summarizes what I have been trying to say. This is how I felt:

 Psalm 92

[1]   It is good to give thanks to the LORD,
         to sing praises to your name, O Most High;
[2]   to declare your steadfast love in the morning,
         and your faithfulness by night,
[3]   to the music of the lute and the harp,
         to the melody of the lyre.
[4]   For you, O LORD, have made me glad by your work;
         at the works of your hands I sing for joy.

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Morning Glory

I was on my way to work and tried to pull into the turning lane. I pulled next to a biker, but did not have enough room to get into the turning lane. I had my window down. The biker had spikes on his helmet and a mean handlebar mustache. He looks at me and starts to curse me out. Asking me, what the F I was doing. I looked at him and smiled. It must have set the guy off because he just started yelling at me till his face turned red. I had to laugh. He got even angrier and cursed me out until the light turned green. I laughed at him and made my turn.

 I had to wonder what was wrong with this guy. Why are you so angry? Did your mom not hug you growing up? Are you in a crappy marriage? Don't be so angry dude. I found it funny that he was so angry. I dont know why, but I also felt that life is too short to yell at this idiot. Do you really want to start off the day angry? God is too good for us to waste our lives being angry at trivial things.

Heard a good joke today:

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do?


Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.